Hello! My name is Melvin.

I like to Internet. I am working on being 733t by taking an MCSE by mail course.

I have 3 computers. I want to learn how to Linux, but worry that I will blow up my computer!

I once got beat up at a Harry Potter convention.

Will you be my Internet friend?

Just kidding. I didn't get beat up at a HP convention once. I got beat up twice!